I haven't been dealing well with things lately, and could use some inner peace, so I thought I would share this with y'all.
It's been said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kailua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel right now!
I wouldn't seriously take it that far, but I'm close!
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How funny !!!
If you really consumed all those things at one time and actually lived through it, then you would be strong enough to take on anything.
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