MIA

Hello! I'm still alive. I realize I've been MIA from the blogging world lately. I apologize... Personal stuff. But, I'm back (for now), and thought I would share a few of my favorite finds from the last couple of weeks.

The first is one of those "Why the hell didn't I think of that?!?!" Whatever am I talking about, you ask? Check it out. I mean, seriously? What a genius idea!

And then, there's the Wal-Mart pictures. I love these. I seriously can't get enough of them. So enjoy!

I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard!  The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze!   Sarasota, Florida     Unfortunately, the only strap working on this entire outfit is the one holding that hideous hair in place.  Is that former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker's wife or is that Paul Volcker?  Los Angeles, California

 

Don't laugh!  Its okay, because Bambi's granddaughter borrowed her skirt.  Plus, today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled in to one.

College Station,  Texas

 

 

 

 

Where exactly does one buy a short pink outfit like this to beef shop in?

Birmingham, Alabama

 

 

 

So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical Popeye enthusiast OR ….... well, fill in anything.

It really doesn't matter, because nothing we say will make any sense.  Who lets these people

out of the house un-championed?

Destin, Florida 

 

 

Those purple shorts are HOT!!!  I saw those same shorts one time on an elephant in a circus in Belarus .  The house shoes make the outfit!

Columbus, Ohio

 

 

 

Whatever happened to No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?  Is that a turban on his head or a serving of Jiffy-Pop?  Is the girl in the background taking a picture or teaching the guy in the black wife beater T-shirt to play, "Here is the church and here is the steeple.  Open it up and here are the people!"  Is the chick in the green bikini top putting on makeup?  Honey, you should have saved your money and purchased either a T-shirt or a case of Slim Fast.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

 

 

 

Agerton? ...........  Is that you?  What do you expect me to say?  That's exactly what he looks like from the rear.  True, I've never seen Agerton in heels.  Still, if I told you there is a picture where purple hair is the least weird thing going on, would you believed me?  

Mobile, Alabama

 

 

Britney Spears let herself go again.

Slidell, Louisiana

    

 

Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing??  I can't look again or I'll go blind.

Mountain Brook, Alabama

 

 

No way, Laquanda, absolutely not!  That outfit does not at all make you look like a Hooker.

Midlothian, Virginia

  

It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs.

Houston, Texas

  

 

This is perfectly understandable.  Elena Kagan was just on her way to the Country Club when she remembered she need some coffee and a couple of yoga videos.  Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin’.

Nashville, Tennessee  

I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

 

 

Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!!

Alpharetta, Georgia

  

 

 

Toss in some cat food and Cooter is the loneliest guy in town!

Fort Payne, Alabama

 

 

Someone else can try to figure out what she's doing, because I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach.

Oxford, Mississippi 

I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim.  Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode.  Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle.

Spring, Texas 

 

 

For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so bad, that you just can't wait for the bleach to set. 

Montgomery, Alabama

 

I warned Ronnie not to wear that shirt out of the house.  Please, someone go provoke him.  I want to see him whack somebody upside the head with a two 2-liter bottle of Squirt!

Brewton, Alabama